Total Medals Earned: 437 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,610 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (175/290 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)
Medals Earned: 7/20 (100/440 points)
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Complete all levels in the first world.
Complete all levels in the second world.
Complete all levels in the third world.
Complete all levels in the fourth world.
Complete all levels in the fifth world.
Complete all levels in the sixth world.
Jump high offscreen
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete story mode in 3 minutes or less
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 6
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Start playing.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Score 800+
Survive a full year.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
